Funny quotes about life are special because there's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together. These funny quotes will make you laugh and smile even when you have sad moments in your life.
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"It's probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you're talking to the president, because what if he tells a funny joke and you laugh so hard you spit the toothpick out and it hits him in the face or something."
Funny quotes about life - Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
There are two types of people in this world: good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.
Funny quotes - "Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps; for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are, and what they ought to be."